June 1, 2007

I call it the two-person bicycle. It's perfect for young lovers and the inherently lazy. Neville's latest invention found a cold reception from the Wheathercrumb household. Collin's contemporary idea received far more attention. I call it the comical telephone monologue. It is based on the principles of science and literature. Duchess Wyndermere? I was wondering if you expected a consignment at this time. For you see, there is a rather large one planned, and I suppose that you will be forced to deal with it, if I do not miss my guess.

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Written by Shane Atkinson & Daniel Needham. Illustration by Brant Moon